1
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Hey! Too far!
It's ominous down there!

2
00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,969
So go get it ominously!

3
00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,725
It's okay, little girl.
We'll take it from here.

4
00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,602
Actually,
we'll take it from here.

5
00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,521
Actually,
we'll take it from here.

6
00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,523
Gentlemen!
We'll take it from here.

7
00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:23,941
Who's that?
What did he say?

8
00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,443
He's FBI!
He says he'll take it from here!

9
00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:27,903
He can say that all he wants,

10
00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,613
but we tend to take it
from here.

11
00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,240
- Every time.
- Not this time.

12
00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,533
Wait, Troy,
what the hell?

13
00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,535
Sorry, Bob.
I've always been MIB.

14
00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,495
Yes, but you've never been
Majestic Level.

15
00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,372
- Hank, what the hell?
- Sorry, Tyler.

16
00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,791
Okay. Wow. I guess you guys
are taking it from here.

17
00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,584
You think I'm taking
anything from anywhere

18
00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,044
with this guy ever again?

19
00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,504
Good point.
Why don't you two pricks

20
00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,797
just take everything
from everywhere?

21
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What do you think?

22
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You want to take it from here?
With me?

23
00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,345
My whole life, I've been
taking things from places.

24
00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,721
Today it's from here,

25
00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,390
tomorrow it'll be
God knows what

26
00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:57,849
from God knows where.

27
00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,477
Just once,
I'd like to give it from here,

28
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to someone
who can take it anywhere...

29
00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,774
That's beautiful, gentlemen,
but unnecessary.

30
00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,234
Troy. Bob. Hank. Tyler.

31
00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,235
- Yes, sir.
- Mister President. Sir.

32
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- We'll take it from here.
- Is that the President?

33
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I-I can't hear anything
that's going on.

34
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We thought we were
taking it from here...

35
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My partner of 15 years
just revealed...

36
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- ...but the President is!
- ...they're a stranger!

37
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I refuse to take this
personally,

38
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but I will never trust
anyone again!

39
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I couldn't parse most of that,

40
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so I'm assuming the Coast Guard
is taking it from here?

41
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- No!
- Okay!

42
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That's all you had to say!

43
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God-uh!

44
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How does the Loch Ness Monster

45
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wash up in Miami
wearing a prison jumpsuit?

46
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Is Scotland exporting insanity

47
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and doesn't Florida
have a surplus?

48
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That jumpsuit isn't
from a normal prison.

49
00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,165
It's from The Triangle,

50
00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,876
America's secret
maximum security prison

51
00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,878
at the heart
of the Bermuda Triangle.

52
00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,088
We have
a paranormal Guantanamo?

53
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Well, we can't put a ghost
in a regular prison, Banks.

54
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Because they would love it.

55
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Because they'd walk
through the walls.

56
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Unless they were ghost walls.

57
00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,346
Oh, and you don't think
they'd love that?

58
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The Triangle is supposed
to be a sealed box.

59
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But pointier.
With less sides.

60
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This is the fourth escape
in three years.

61
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Hm.
It's almost like a sealed,

62
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pointy box full of bad stuff
eventually erupts.

63
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They should invent
a name for that.

64
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Lava pyramid.

65
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Our monster prison
isn't leaking monsters

66
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because of chaos theory,
dorkatron.

67
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All of these escapees
have happened under one warden.

68
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And look at this--
every single escapee

69
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was registered in
the prison logs as deceased

70
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before they could
have possibly escaped.

71
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They're getting help
from the inside.

72
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Corrupt guards?

73
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Or you think it goes
all the way up to the warden?

74
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I don't get paid to think.

75
00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,128
I mean, I do a little,
but I get results through action.

76
00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,673
It's time the Triangle
got a surprise inspection.

77
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Marine style.
White gloves and armored boots.

78
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With fine-toothed combs
on the toes of the boots.

79
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3D-printed to fit
the insides of asses.

80
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I am so pumped for this.

81
00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,600
Good, because you're going in
undercover.

82
00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,560
- As an inmate.
- Wait, wha--sir?

83
00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,437
It does makes sense to go in
from the top and the bottom.

84
00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,772
We'd never know
which guards are corrupt

85
00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,941
by asking a warden
that's complicit or oblivious.

86
00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,402
You're a man I can trust,
and, as a half-leprechaun,

87
00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,112
you'd be fast-tracked
to the Triangle.

88
00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,240
I'm a man you can trust because
I hate that I'm half-leprechaun.

89
00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,741
I literally never lie.

90
00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,284
I can't pretend
to be a criminal.

91
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Who says you'd be pretending,
you fancy,

92
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gold-sucking, rainbow-loving
piece of shit?

93
00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,331
- Sir.
- No. No.

94
00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,624
I know what you're doing.

95
00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,501
I stole yer lucky charms,
me boy!

96
00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,711
What--what is happening?

97
00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,254
He's trying to goad me
into assaulting him

98
00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,756
by saying lepre-phobic shit,
which makes zero sense

99
00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,384
because I'm already ashamed
of my paranormal ethnicity.

100
00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:38,760
You love your mother.

101
00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,560
Damn! Can't believe I got
put next to the guy

102
00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,145
who assaulted the President
with a stapler.

103
00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,646
What'd they get you for?

104
00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,356
Eh, lured some schoolgirls
into the woods,

105
00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,482
made 'em stab each other.

106
00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,984
But they got me on tax evasion.

107
00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,694
Sorry, I-I gotta sit down.

108
00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,368
Actually kind of excited, sir.

109
00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,703
It's my first recon mission.

110
00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,121
And based on our
recent field work,

111
00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,457
I've adopted a more versatile
system of safety protocols.

112
00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,417
Don't nerf yourself
for my sake, Banks.

113
00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,253
I do dangerous work, and I need
dangerous people on my team.

114
00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,005
Whew!

115
00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,091
Faster than a velociraptor,
but still slower than a baby yeti.

116
00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,177
Also, how dangerous do you
really want your people?

117
00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,929
Our country has a secret
detention center for freaks,

118
00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,390
and your only problem
is that sometimes they get out.

119
00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,767
It's not a prison
for quirky X-Men

120
00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,477
and sexy scissorhands,
Banks.

121
00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,937
It's the only place capable
of housing literal monsters

122
00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,397
that commit actual crimes.

123
00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,066
So I should be a dangerous freak
but never a criminal monster.

124
00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,611
- And the difference is?
- You're on my team.

125
00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,570
Mr. President!

126
00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,363
We're entering the Triangle's
outer fringe!

127
00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,282
This is as far
as Air Force One can go.

128
00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,700
What?
But we're still in the air.

129
00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,076
Yep.
Time to change planes.

130
00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,828
Deploying umbilical!

131
00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,457
Secured and ready
for passengers!

132
00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,171
Hello, Mister President!

133
00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,506
Welcome aboard!

134
00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:58,840
Thanks for the assist,
Amelia.

135
00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,884
Wait, Amelia?
As in Earhart?

136
00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,428
- The one and only, dollface.
- Ooh!

137
00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:06,056
She's the only pilot that can
navigate the Bermuda Triangle.

138
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,600
FDR's people found her here
flying in circles,

139
00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,560
so they put her in charge
of Triangle transit.

140
00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,729
Classic FDR,
just giving out jobs.

141
00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,773
Then Truman gave me
these babies!

142
00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:19,694
Yes!

143
00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,413
So...she can never land?

144
00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,374
Wouldn't want to, kid!
Love flying.

145
00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,334
Landing?
That's for cars!

146
00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:36,837
- Uhh...
- We're here!

147
00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,424
Here, put this on.
We parachute from here.

148
00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,552
Okay, fun. Huge fan.

149
00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,887
Thank you for all
you've done for Americans.

150
00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,722
And women.
And lesbians.

151
00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,015
You're welcome!

152
00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,101
Wait, people are
still doing labels?

153
00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:52,936
Whoo-hoo!

154
00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,523
Alright, Banks, no matter
what this guy says or does,

155
00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,066
remember we're not here
to make friends.

156
00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,735
Mister President.
Warden Ken Jeffries.

157
00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,112
Save the pleasantries,
Warden.

158
00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,572
I'm here
for a full inspection.

159
00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,948
Loud and clear, sir.

160
00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,283
That's how we did it
in the Marines.

161
00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,409
You're a Marine?

162
00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,035
Three-Eight, Camp Lawson,
Okinawa.

163
00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,203
- Oo-rah!
- Oo-rah!

164
00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,162
- Oo-rah!
- Oo-rah!

165
00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,080
- Oo-rah!
- Oo-rah!

166
00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:12,998
- Oo-rah!
- Yeah!

167
00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,124
Oooooo-rah!

168
00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,709
Um, guys?

169
00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,419
My office is this way.
Want to march?

170
00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,087
I was just gonna say!

171
00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,714
I don't know
what I've been told!

172
00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,591
I've been told
what I've been told!

173
00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,141
Spirits! Aliens!

174
00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,933
Mutants and Goo-gas!

175
00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,978
Welcome to The Triangle!

176
00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,689
You are here because
you have haunted, morphed,

177
00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,650
doppelganged, eaten,
or maliciously laid eggs

178
00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,986
in the greatest country
on Earth.

179
00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,155
Your kingdom
is a fleeting dream.

180
00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,407
If death cannot contain me,
how will you?

181
00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,326
I am Dracu--

182
00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,829
Well, in here,
you are Prisoner 7-5-6-2.

183
00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,248
If you open your mouth,
we will shut it.

184
00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,542
If you extend a second,
telescoping mouth,

185
00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,628
we will teleport you
into solid rock.

186
00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,504
I don't want to hear
a single villain monologue

187
00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,633
from you worms or a single worm
monologue from you villains.

188
00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:09,346
From here on out, your ass,
ovipositor, pellet tube,

189
00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,223
fecal portal,
or possessed car trunk

190
00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,351
belongs to me!

191
00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,977
Triangle mint
on a triangle tray?

192
00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:16,895
- Thanks.
- I'm good.

193
00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,147
I know what you're thinking--
"That's a pretty pointy shape

194
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,691
to base an entire prison's
interior decor around."

195
00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,194
But half of these animals
have razor-sharp bones,

196
00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,905
and the other half can suck
your soul through your nostrils,

197
00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,990
so why use a plastic
butter knife, right?

198
00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,825
I'm mostly worried
about the very large,

199
00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,286
triangular trophy displayed
on that remarkably high shelf.

200
00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,246
Ah! You're thinking
if there's a big riot

201
00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,457
and a climactic showdown
in this office,

202
00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,126
I'll end up impaled
by a symbol of my hubris.

203
00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,253
Well, if so,
I'll welcome that death.

204
00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,881
Oo-rah!
But also we should talk about

205
00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,633
how your prisoners
escape a lot.

206
00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,385
You're damn right we should.

207
00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,762
This prison needs to be
locked down and sealed tight.

208
00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:54,057
I've got a thousand guards,
and I can trust about 50.

209
00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,808
- And they're all marines.
- Marines!

210
00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,811
Guys, maybe we could
take a look at the site

211
00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,270
of the Loch Ness Monster
escape?

212
00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,231
I mean, it's just a wall
with a big hole in it,

213
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,233
but if you really think
looking at it will help...

214
00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,652
Sorry.
I brought my boss.

215
00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:12,242
Hey, Mister Newbie,
can I ask you a question?

216
00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,911
Are you gonna squeal
like a piggy when I...

217
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:18,039
rend and mince
the soft puckered flesh

218
00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,041
of your sphincter?

219
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,002
Yeah, yeah.
You're a Soul Ganderer.

220
00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,462
You can't touch people
that don't look at you.

221
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,717
He'll try to get you
with a mirror tonight.

222
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,468
I don't need a prison tutor.

223
00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:31,678
Oh, that's probably true.

224
00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,221
You are doing better
than Dracula.

225
00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,140
Blah. Blah.

226
00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:36,558
Blah.

227
00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,852
Hey.
Nosfor-cock-tu.

228
00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,479
You'll never be cool.

229
00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,688
Uh-huh.

230
00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,611
Hey, you scanning
the room?

231
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,697
It's my job to scan.

232
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,199
He didn't mean any harm,
Metaldetectoid.

233
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,535
If I want any information
from you, I'll scan you.

234
00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,579
The only thing
I'm scanning right now

235
00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,956
is this half-breed's
triangle jello.

236
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,416
You should recalibrate.

237
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,209
Ah!
Ah, shit, my lens!

238
00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,045
It's pretty crazy
he didn't scan that coming.

239
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,630
Oh, my God,
I-I'm seeing color bars!

240
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,299
This is where Nessie got out.

241
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,092
Triple-plated steel.
Electrified.

242
00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:14,095
Voltage wasn't
Scottish Dinosaur-rated, though.

243
00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,181
- That's on me.
- Takes a man to admit that.

244
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,724
What are all these doors?

245
00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,476
Part of my new
inmate work initiative.

246
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,186
We have the prisoners
paint the doors.

247
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,687
I got the idea
from "Monsters, Inc."

248
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:23,605
Huh?

249
00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,231
I got a prison
full of monsters, right?

250
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,691
- Why not put 'em to work?
- Right, right.

251
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,984
Like a one-eyed Billy Crystal.

252
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,487
That's what I called
my wiener in the Marines.

253
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,614
Hey!
Do that thing differently!

254
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,157
Sir, this is getting
ridiculous.

255
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,700
You've completely dropped
your standards

256
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,035
and are letting this guy
slide on everything

257
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,620
- because he's a Marine.
- That's accurate.

258
00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,205
But is that
what a Marine would do?

259
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,873
Nice try.
The answer is yes.

260
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,000
Because the marines are
pre-vetted by the Marines.

261
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,002
If you can be a Marine,
you can do anything.

262
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,254
As long as there's a Pixar movie
to guide you, I guess?

263
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,465
Would it be more rational
for them to make license plates?

264
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,841
Did that trope ever make sense?

265
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,593
He's just making
the place efficient.

266
00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,095
Like the Post Office.

267
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,138
Ooh, goddamn,
I love the Post Office.

268
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,307
- Friends, my apologies.
- No problem.

269
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,809
You said you had
a voltage issue?

270
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,893
Should we look at
your power grid?

271
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,436
That is
next to the game room.

272
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,771
- Oo-rah!
- Oo-rah!

273
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:05,814
- Oo-rah!
- Yeah!

274
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,190
I'm just going to
check out some...

275
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,650
Who cares? You're gone.

276
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,570
Whoa!
Sorry, can't let you do that.

277
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,572
New protocols--
you said no snooping.

278
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:15,990
Yeah, but I think we just need

279
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,492
to crawl in this hole
and make sure.

280
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,536
Kinda defeats the purpose
of having guidelines.

281
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,913
You want me to deactivate
so you can do some bad shit?

282
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,540
No, no, I want guidelines.

283
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,041
It's just this once, okay?

284
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,127
If I do it again, you can
double down on the restrictions.

285
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,587
Sounds like a slippery slope,
but alrighty!

286
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,051
Hey. Those guards--

287
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,886
you think they could help
move some contraband?

288
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,513
Yar! Narc much?

289
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,265
Yar-har-har-har!

290
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,183
He heard a rumor
you're an undercover cop.

291
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,768
Why would anyone think that?

292
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,270
Eh, I can't speak for them.

293
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,814
Me, I've got telepathic
filaments in my tentacles,

294
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,234
so I actually know you're
working for The President.

295
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,403
Hey, relax.
I'm telling you I know

296
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,405
because I want you to find
what you're looking for

297
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,906
before you get killed.

298
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,825
- And what am I looking for?
- It's not what.

299
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,743
- It's where.
- And where is that?

300
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,580
- Mm, let's just say you're--
- Will you fucking stop?

301
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,708
So-rry! God-uh!

302
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,919
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

303
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,087
Ahh! Ugh!

304
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,213
Ugh! Ugh!

305
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,423
Jesus!

306
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,887
"Prisoner Not Found."
Why am I not surprised?

307
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,058
- Ow! What the hell?
- Hi again!

308
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,477
Looks like you're about to jack
into a dead sentient android.

309
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,897
- That's bad.
- I'm just accessing its memory,

310
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,732
probably to bring its killers
to justice.

311
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,568
But you said to double down
if you broke protocol again.

312
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,611
Oh, my God.

313
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,864
If I do something actually bad,
you can make it hurt.

314
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,533
Until then, override and
give me some damn flexibility.

315
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,620
Don't yell at me.
You programmed me.

316
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,873
Ahhh!
I-I can't take it anymore!

317
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,833
Hernandez, help me
tighten these restraints.

318
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,294
Is it a weird time to say
I'm morally conflicted about this?

319
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,463
No, it's the perfect time,
Hernandez!

320
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,131
Ahhh!

321
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,093
I need to find Hernandez.

322
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,262
Ugh.

323
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,514
Okay.
Side quest completed.

324
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,600
That's it. East Wing.

325
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:06,935
That's where Nessie went?

326
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,145
Guards tried to take him there,
and he went berserk.

327
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,814
Hell, I don't blame him--
you go there, you never come back.

328
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,441
That's why the escapees

329
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,777
are registered as deceased
before they leave.

330
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,695
They're not being helped
from inside.

331
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,406
They're being marked for death
and doing their best to get out.

332
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,116
Yard time is over, freaks!

333
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,285
Get your ugly asses, carapaces,

334
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,205
and prehensile tails
back inside now!

335
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,915
Not you two.
You know what happens

336
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,209
when inmates try to find out
if we're corrupt, don't ya?

337
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,752
You reveal your corruption?

338
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,128
It's the least we can do.

339
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,381
Hey, Metaldetectoid,
you hungry?

340
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,925
Yeah.
For unfinished beef.

341
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,426
How is this a threat?

342
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,761
I already beat this guy up
in one move.

343
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,429
And by scanning that move,

344
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,015
I extrapolated
your entire combat style.

345
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,393
Prepare to fight...yourself!

346
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,686
Rahh!

347
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,312
Ahh!

348
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,689
Why would fighting yourself

349
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,649
be harder than fighting
a stranger?

350
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,734
I fight myself every day!

351
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,072
Hey! Hey!
Whoa, take it easy!

352
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,783
We get it, man! You're good
at kicking your own ass!

353
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,660
You get a pack of cigs
when you kill 'em.

354
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,412
Use your horns.
He's feisty.

355
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,497
If you think
I'm scared of a leprechaun,

356
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,457
you don't know goat.

357
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,377
You think I'm stupid?

358
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,462
I'm not fighting them
for a pack of cigs!

359
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,923
But I would do it
for a picture of your wife.

360
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,675
Deal.

361
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,635
Mm-mm-mmm.

362
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,763
What's a hot spider like her
even doing with a guy like you?

363
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,223
Maybe it's not really
my wife.

364
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,683
Maybe I've been giving you
photos of spiders

365
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,560
to make you do shit.

366
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,062
Tangled in the web
of my own porn addiction.

367
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,441
We're eagle, globe,
and anchor

368
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,942
We fight
with piss and rancor

369
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,861
Semper Fi, that's my guy

370
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,237
Marines!

371
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,613
Yeah!

372
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,073
It's amazing, isn't it?

373
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,450
We were both soldiers,

374
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,077
and now we're each kings
of our own domains.

375
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,204
In a way, you've got a
harder country to run than I do.

376
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,081
Trying to contain
all these monsters.

377
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,667
Well, if they let me run it
the way I really want,

378
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,210
both of us could be happy.

379
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,713
The world is full
of different folks

380
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,757
And some of them
are monsters

381
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,092
They're not like us,
so lock them up

382
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,220
And seal their screams
forever

383
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,349
If the cells get full,
you cull the herd

384
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,142
And their deaths
will be my--

385
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,644
Ho! Whoa!
Okay, a little extreme.

386
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,104
I didn't know you'd go
full Nazi.

387
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,648
Aren't people who call
people Nazis the real Nazis?

388
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,859
Nope. Answer your phone.

389
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,235
This is Jeffries.

390
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,446
Christ. Alright, I'm coming.

391
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,073
- What was that?
- Fight in the yard.

392
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,408
A new leprenoid killed
20% of Cell Block D.

393
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,785
Uh, about that.

394
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,328
The "leprenoid's" mine.

395
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,455
Before I came, I, uh--
I put him undercover

396
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,749
because I thought you might
be...incompetent.

397
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,793
Oh.
Quite the "oo-rah" move.

398
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,669
Right?
But you can bring him up here.

399
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,088
He won't be causing you
any more trouble.

400
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,798
You're right about that.

401
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:42,965
"Guard button?"

402
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,425
Oh, wait--what is this?

403
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,094
I'm sorry it had to come
to this, Curtis.

404
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,470
So really it's a door button.

405
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,222
The guards were already
waiting behind the door.

406
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,099
Also, you really think
you can get away with this?

407
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,308
I'm the President!

408
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,143
You're in the Bermuda Triangle.

409
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,104
It would have been weirder
if you'd made it back home.

410
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,272
Rgh! I guess you pushed the
"bag over the head" button?

411
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,190
Ugh!

412
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,236
Huh?
What is--what is this?

413
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,281
Can't believe
I trusted that monster.

414
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,283
- Not always a bad thing, sir.
- O'Doyle?

415
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,536
I came in here
hating these freaks,

416
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,664
but I found kindness
in a radioactive Swamptopus.

417
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,957
Hi.

418
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,458
How radioactive is he?

419
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,710
Like a laptop
on a crotch or...?

420
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,963
Alright, test subjects
are locked in.

421
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,381
Canisters are online.

422
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,966
Begin the extraction!

423
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,552
Aghh! God in heaven!

424
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,097
Sir, I have a technique
for this--

425
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,975
Imagine every scream brings
your mother closer to orgasm.

426
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,269
- What?
- So you deprive her of it!

427
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,400
Did the tank
fill with anything?

428
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,110
- No, sir.
- Goddammit!

429
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,195
I added microchips
to the canisters.

430
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,739
How is it still not collecting
their screams?

431
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,616
Wait, you're seriously doing
a "Monsters, Inc."?

432
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,118
I told you I was!

433
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,744
You got it backwards,
you idiot.

434
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,538
You're supposed
to use children for the screams.

435
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,832
That's what the doors are for!

436
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,584
We were eventually
going to connect them

437
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,294
to children's closets.

438
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,338
And then, of course...
come the giggles.

439
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,216
Goddammit, how desperate was I
to connect with someone?

440
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,843
Check the wiring
and run it again!

441
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,261
Harder!

442
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,432
Hey, pal, this East Wing,
Room 213?

443
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,225
You know it.
Torture central.

444
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,894
You believe that's the
President of the United States

445
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,020
squealing in there?

446
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,689
Thank God.
I don't know how long

447
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,232
I could've sustained
that guard accent.

448
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,525
Urgh!

449
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,818
Oh, shit, shit, shit.

450
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,365
Ahhh!

451
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,909
What do you think?
Do you like it?

452
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,577
What the fuck?
Why am I on fire?

453
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,037
I did what you asked!

454
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,788
You're trying to hack
into a federal prison.

455
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,165
Override!
Just open door 213!

456
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,503
Okay, okay.
Hmm, so many doors.

457
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,421
Might take a while
to find that.

458
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,839
Hmm, let's see.

459
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,841
Oh, my God,
just open all the doors!

460
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,051
Ahh!
Thought you'd never ask!

461
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,135
I love us. Byeeee!

462
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,261
Ahh!

463
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,933
I'll never do it again!

464
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,393
Ooh! Pain's gone.
Might do it again.

465
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,689
Stop! Let me go!

466
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,398
All I did was lead
a troubled child

467
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,108
to an eternal realm
of light and love!

468
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,319
Never saw it.

469
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,488
Blah!

470
00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:16,493
Yar-ha-ah-ha-har!

471
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,459
Oh shit! Oh, God!
I've been so mean to them!

472
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,669
Oh! Oh, no!

473
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,752
Oh, it's just you.

474
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,005
What are you gonna do,
turn into a bat?

475
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,511
No, no, no, no--agh!

476
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,304
Meeting adjourned.

477
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,433
Check out me, Dracula,
in "Monster Squad," 1987.

478
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,519
What the hell is going on?

479
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,273
Thanks for the lift,
Evil Haunted Car.

480
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,025
I'm not haunted,
I'm just evil

481
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,735
You!

482
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,571
It's time to chase you down

483
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,947
Ahh!

484
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,616
Banks!
Holy shit, way to go!

485
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,034
I know, right?
I'm kind of awesome.

486
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,244
I should've listened to you,
Banks.

487
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,079
I got so sucked up
in Marine culture

488
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,540
and bro-ing out,
I-I took my eyes off the ball.

489
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,500
I was wrong, too, sir.
There's things in here

490
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,085
that need to stay
locked up forever.

491
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,753
Yeah,
but not all of them.

492
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:08,671
Hi.

493
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,798
So, all our lessons
cancel each other out?

494
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,509
Maybe the lesson is that,
together, we learn nothing.

495
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,344
Can we just go back
to that evil car?

496
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,597
I mean, if it was making up
original songs to communicate,

497
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,056
why not just talk?

498
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,600
So much extra work.

499
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,811
Right. Let's go!

500
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,277
TV ghost!

501
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,821
This is why you need
ghost walls!

502
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,407
Jeff Dunham should be
in this cell, not me!

503
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,746
Um, guys?

504
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,748
You wanna play a game?

505
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,000
It's called oopsies killsies.

506
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,460
Nobody look at her.
She can't hurt you

507
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,003
- if you don't look.
- I already did.

508
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,005
Yeah, obviously I did.
I said "um, guys"

509
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,214
to draw everyone's attention
to her.

510
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,008
Yeah,
I looked at her, too.

511
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,343
Here comes the...

512
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,763
predictable big voice!

513
00:18:58,846 --> 00:18:59,889
Shit, shit, shit! Run!

514
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:08,564
Get ready to be
a head on my shoulders!

515
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,487
Sometimes the best way
to fly is to land!

516
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,404
Amelia!

517
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,322
- Whoa!
- Big assist!

518
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,240
You, ma'am,
are a legend!

519
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,702
Well, now fucking what?

520
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,704
Stupid...

521
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,498
It's over,
you piece of shit.

522
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,624
You ruined it!

523
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,252
You know how long I plotted
to get that scream power?

524
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,588
Was any of today real?
Were you even a Marine?

525
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,964
Of course I was,

526
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,966
but I got kicked out
for killing another Marine

527
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,219
and pirating "Toy Story,"
not in that order.

528
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,471
So this whole time,
you were the real monster.

529
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,973
Obviously!
They gave me a trophy for it!

530
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,685
Oo-rah!

531
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,894
Ugh! Ow!

532
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,312
Ahh!

533
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,981
Ugh!

534
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,485
I saw this coming.
I set it up.

535
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,736
You better tell the people

536
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,947
that I-I died getting out
in front of it.

537
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,448
Ow!

538
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,537
Did that canister
just fill up with power?

539
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,164
It looks like
he accidentally

540
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,958
invented a way
to contain irony.

541
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,377
What? Didn't he just tape
microchips and wires

542
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,337
to the outside of a scuba tank
with a horn on it?

543
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,090
Okay, we get it.

544
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,800
Eh, that should do it.

545
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,260
All set, Mr. President.

546
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,971
Bit tricky figuring out
how to get a consistent signal

547
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,806
through a pocket
of intangible ether.

548
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,267
But you were in a pinch,
and you called Finch.

549
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,811
Yes, Finch,
you're a very memorable person.

550
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:31,772
Warden Earhart.

551
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,150
Amelia, you've got
a direct line to me now.

552
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,693
I want open communication

553
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,153
between the Triangle
and my office.

554
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,280
Of course, sir.
And do I get a secretary?

555
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,531
Is she gonna be hot?

556
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,658
Uhh, I-I'll see
what's in the budget.

557
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,369
Also how is the, uh,
Swamptopus?

558
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,955
He's doing good.
Started tutoring other monsters,

559
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,582
trying to help them
get their GEDs.

560
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,208
See, in my day,
I was a monster

561
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,835
for having boobies
and flying a plane.

562
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,587
These rag-a-muffins
deserve a chance

563
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,838
to be seen differently, too.

564
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,006
You're the boss, Amelia.

565
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,257
Thanks, Mr. President!

566
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,759
And good boobie-bye.

567
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,803
Welp, seems like our
secret monster Guantanamo's

568
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,054
finally in good hands.

569
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,347
And as for me,

570
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,808
instead of limiting my behavior
with painful internal protocols,

571
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,770
I've decided to trust myself
with a more subtle reminder.

572
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,024
Wait, which one is ringing?

573
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,568
They need to jiggle when they ring
so I have a visual cue.

574
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,278
I think it's the pentagram.

575
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,280
What happens if I answer
and they're not calling?

576
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,282
Then it calls them.

577
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,034
Hang on, I got this.

578
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,458
Alright, I'll add a jiggle.

579
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,834
God-uhh!

580
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:40,216
Sometimes monsters
go to prison

581
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,718
Sometimes they don't

582
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,972
Sometimes
we're the real monsters

583
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:51,644
When the monster
is our shame

584
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,729
But who's to blame

585
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:59,151
If we don't wash our balls?

586
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,570
Blah! Blah!

587
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,863
Who's that?

588
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:03,864
You don't want to fuck
with him.

589
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:06,450
He used to get picked on,
but then he turned into a bat,

590
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,327
flew into
a prison guard's mouth,

591
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,789
and turned back into Dracula--
inside the guy.

592
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,415
So, if I fight him,

593
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,167
I just need to keep
my mouth closed?

594
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,378
Are you talking about
Dracula?

595
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,004
Mind your own business.

596
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,589
You did it now, fish!

597
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,307
Good girl, booboo.

598
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:31,851
Did you get any of that?


